Odrade, you got me thinking about a pet store in the city near me.
They have this HUGE Iguana in there. I didn't know it. I was just kind of meandering around looking at all the cool things. and then I saw it. (TERROR!!!)
HOLY CRAP!!! It freakin' scared me "shipless". (just the reverse of pooing in your pants)
The only thing I could think about was those "Kamodo Dragons" in Indonesia that stalk and take down deer. The place where they build their little hut houses on stilts so these dragons don't get in there huts at night.
Enough said, because I'm typing faster and faster just thinking about this big tail whipping giant.
Special K